but wouldn’t the problem lie in the fact that mimicking Green Eggs and Ham’s structure mean that someday you would, or give the impression of such “if you’d just try it and see”.
if you ever need to turn down unwanted sexual advances, do it Dr. Seuss style
I would not fuck you in a box
I would not fuck you wearing socks
I would not fuck you here or there
I would not fuck you anywhere
I do not give a fuck, you see,
So go away and let me be
Wtf kind of bus company doesn’t have contact hours that are as long as its buses run
Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence
i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS
Some dude felt the need to tell me that the bus broke down
1) I can SEE that it broke down. It’s STOPPED. RIGHT THERE. A MINUTE’S WALK. WITH “NOT IN SERVICE” WRITTEN ON IT.
2) I didn’t fucking ASK you
So lol my overly sarcastic NAAAAH, REALLY? I COULDN’T TELL WITH IT JUST SITTING THERE WITH A “NOT IN SERVICE WRITTEN ON IT” SIGN ON IT earned me my first ever “fuck you” from a stranger. Awwww~ ask me if I care
Anyways *yawns* what’s up with everyone?
I am so bloody tired. The meeting was fun and I’d do it again, but I wish I didn’t get up so early.
Or had my schedule memorized for this week
How to suddenly become Sub-Zero of Mortal Kombat…
Sakura-Con was very fun this year! Unfortunately I didn’t see much of anything in the vein of .hack… until I bumped into this Elk cosplayer! She was very much in character, as you can see in the photo here.
Hoping to see more next year; we’ll see!
YELLS LOUDLY ABOUT ONCE AND WONDERLAND
I CALLED AMARA AND WHY THE LAMP DOESN’T WORK
Do it. DO EET NAO.IF YOU GUYS HAVEN’T YET, GO WISH HER A HAPPUR BERDSUDAI