thecosmosknowsitself:

consolecadet:

if you ever need to turn down unwanted sexual advances, do it Dr. Seuss style

I would not fuck you in a box

I would not fuck you wearing socks

I would not fuck you here or there

I would not fuck you anywhere

I do not give a fuck, you see,

So go away and let me be

but wouldn’t the problem lie in the fact that mimicking Green Eggs and Ham’s structure mean that someday you would, or give the impression of such “if you’d just try it and see”.
posted 4 hours ago with 59,903 notes



4gifs:

Tiger vs. Dustbuster

4gifs:

Tiger vs. Dustbuster

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Wtf kind of bus company doesn’t have contact hours that are as long as its buses run

posted 4 hours ago



typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

posted 4 hours ago with 76,726 notes



dragondicks:

now stop asking

dragondicks:

now stop asking

posted 4 hours ago with 5,218 notes



Some dude felt the need to tell me that the bus broke down
1) I can SEE that it broke down. It’s STOPPED. RIGHT THERE. A MINUTE’S WALK. WITH “NOT IN SERVICE” WRITTEN ON IT.
2) I didn’t fucking ASK you

So lol my overly sarcastic NAAAAH, REALLY? I COULDN’T TELL WITH IT JUST SITTING THERE WITH A “NOT IN SERVICE WRITTEN ON IT” SIGN ON IT earned me my first ever “fuck you” from a stranger. Awwww~ ask me if I care
Oh wait
I don’t.

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Anyways *yawns* what’s up with everyone?

posted 5 hours ago



I am so bloody tired. The meeting was fun and I’d do it again, but I wish I didn’t get up so early.
Or had my schedule memorized for this week
(Oops)

posted 6 hours ago



diabolophany:

By comopon.

diabolophany:

By comopon.
posted 13 hours ago with 90 notes



trill-la-kill:

m-muscle-chan:

betenoiresmash:

How to suddenly become Sub-Zero of Mortal Kombat…

LMFAO RAIDEN

posted 14 hours ago with 59,570 notes



hellyeahdothack:

Sakura-Con was very fun this year! Unfortunately I didn’t see much of anything in the vein of .hack… until I bumped into this Elk cosplayer! She was very much in character, as you can see in the photo here.
Hoping to see more next year; we’ll see!

hellyeahdothack:

Sakura-Con was very fun this year! Unfortunately I didn’t see much of anything in the vein of .hack… until I bumped into this Elk cosplayer! She was very much in character, as you can see in the photo here.

Hoping to see more next year; we’ll see!

posted 16 hours ago with 28 notes



YELLS LOUDLY ABOUT ONCE AND WONDERLAND
I CALLED AMARA AND WHY THE LAMP DOESN’T WORK

posted 16 hours ago



that-girl-with-the-boots:

that-girl-with-the-boots:

Do it. DO EET NAO.

IF YOU GUYS HAVEN’T YET, GO WISH HER A HAPPUR BERDSUDAI
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOOOOO