Sarah | Boots | Melody | QBmun
Writer | Poet | Amateur Photographer.
22. English Lit. CPP. Sp 2013.
Ravenclaw, Rowan Wand with Unicorn Core, 11 and a half inches.
Orre, from Pallet ('98). Experienced Trainer. All Master Rank Contests. Pokeathlete. PokeStudios Star. Ranger. Explorer. You name it, I've done it. If not, I will someday.
Books, Writing, Pokemon, OUAT, Don't Starve, Steam, Magical Girls, Fantasy, Video Games, Anime, Armor, Swords, Shields, Rock ♫, Friends,
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Please do not assume that simply because I am on so often or that I have a computer that I am online all the time. I do not have the money to pay for Internet service, and thus rely on public Internet access. If you continue to assume that I have the convenience of Internet access in my room, then I reserve the right to bitch at you.
Has not gotten along well with either parental figure. Mother deceased, father disrespectful. Lives currently with an elderly stranger.
My mom got the Fifty Shades of Grey book set.
…what.
why.
oh my gosh
you poor thing. ;o;
I’ve seen snippets of it here on Tumblr and I’m just like “HOW THE SHIT DID THAT EVEN GET BY PUBLISHERS/EDITORS?!?!”
The metaphors are just… awful. I think I can write better smut and I don’t even like smut.
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that-girl-with-the-boots said:
YEP. It has failed explicit stuff with metaphors that look like they were written by a 15 year old. I had a friend that read it though, so if/when she replies or digs up her old posts on it, I’ll reblog it and show ya
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ALKFALKSAWHAT
that-girl-with-the-boots reblogged this from fleurdanslamour and added:
Are they people that read? I remember that you were actually reading it?
neon-mace reblogged this from that-girl-with-the-boots and added:
There’s only one thing related to this book that I’d buy and it’s the audio book of Gilbert Gottfried reading it.
fleurdanslamour reblogged this from that-girl-with-the-boots and added:
I have a bunch of people on my facebook feed who are buying it and praising it like it’s, you know, good. ._.
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