pixievenus-ishere:

that-girl-with-the-boots:

dancingpurge:

My mom got the Fifty Shades of Grey book set.

…what.

why.

oh my gosh

you poor thing. ;o;

I’ve seen snippets of it here on Tumblr and I’m just like “HOW THE SHIT DID THAT EVEN GET BY PUBLISHERS/EDITORS?!?!” 

The metaphors are just… awful. I think I can write better smut and I don’t even like smut.

WHAT, WHAT IS THIS, I’VE HEARD ABOUT IT, BUT I’VE NEVER REALLY ASKED WHAT IT WAS

TWILIGHT SMUT FANFICTION, FROM WHAT I’VE GATHERED.

posted 11 months ago with 12 notes
notnights / dancingpurge



  1. that-girl-with-the-boots said: YEP. It has failed explicit stuff with metaphors that look like they were written by a 15 year old. I had a friend that read it though, so if/when she replies or digs up her old posts on it, I’ll reblog it and show ya
  2. notnights reblogged this from that-girl-with-the-boots and added:
    ALKFALKSAWHAT
  3. that-girl-with-the-boots reblogged this from fleurdanslamour and added:
    Are they people that read? I remember that you were actually reading it?
  4. neon-mace reblogged this from that-girl-with-the-boots and added:
    There’s only one thing related to this book that I’d buy and it’s the audio book of Gilbert Gottfried reading it.
  5. fleurdanslamour reblogged this from that-girl-with-the-boots and added:
    I have a bunch of people on my facebook feed who are buying it and praising it like it’s, you know, good. ._.
  6. enochian-technology reblogged this from dancingpurge
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