My mom got the Fifty Shades of Grey book set.
oh my gosh
you poor thing. ;o;
I’ve seen snippets of it here on Tumblr and I’m just like “HOW THE SHIT DID THAT EVEN GET BY PUBLISHERS/EDITORS?!?!”
The metaphors are just… awful.
I think I can write better smut and I don’t even like smut.
WHAT, WHAT IS THIS, I’VE HEARD ABOUT IT, BUT I’VE NEVER REALLY ASKED WHAT IT WAS TWILIGHT SMUT FANFICTION, FROM WHAT I’VE GATHERED.