My mom got the Fifty Shades of Grey book set.
oh my gosh
you poor thing. ;o;
I’ve seen snippets of it here on Tumblr and I’m just like “HOW THE SHIT DID THAT EVEN GET BY PUBLISHERS/EDITORS?!?!”
The metaphors are just… awful.
I think I can write better smut and I don’t even like smut.
I have a bunch of people on my facebook feed who are buying it and praising it like it’s, you know, good.
Are they people that read?
I remember that you were actually reading it?