dumbfrickindani:

I guess ill upload this too„

posted 2 weeks ago with 32 notes



lord-yggdrasill:

mostlyfiction:

Love isn’t about
   fucking each other
at any opportunity.

It also isn’t about
  how many months
or years
  that you’ve been together.

To me,
  love is about 
being able to see light
  inside of the person
who knows nothing
   but darkness.

Basically this.

posted 4 weeks ago with 70,566 notes



deerclops:

Alright, done doinking around. I’ll throw together some TRANSPARENT maxwell faces for you guys because I might as well

image

posted 1 month ago with 25 notes



timbeon:

talesfromtheend:

“When we released our very first game, Game Dev Tycoon (for Mac, Windows and Linux) yesterday, we did something unusual and as far as I know unique. We released a cracked version of the game ourselves, minutes after opening our Store. The cracked version is nearly identical to the real thing except for one detail…”
 ”Slowly their in-game funds dwindle, and new games they create have a high change to be pirated until their virtual game development company goes bankrupt. Some of the responses I found online (identities obscured to protect the guilty):”
 
http://www.greenheartgames.com/2013/04/29/what-happens-when-pirates-play-a-game-development-simulator-and-then-go-bankrupt-because-of-piracy/
Wow wow wow the irony.

This is both brilliant and devious.

timbeon:

talesfromtheend:

“When we released our very first game, Game Dev Tycoon (for Mac, Windows and Linux) yesterday, we did something unusual and as far as I know unique. We released a cracked version of the game ourselves, minutes after opening our Store.

 The cracked version is nearly identical to the real thing except for one detail…”

 ”Slowly their in-game funds dwindle, and new games they create have a high change to be pirated until their virtual game development company goes bankrupt.

 Some of the responses I found online (identities obscured to protect the guilty):”

 image

http://www.greenheartgames.com/2013/04/29/what-happens-when-pirates-play-a-game-development-simulator-and-then-go-bankrupt-because-of-piracy/

Wow wow wow the irony.

This is both brilliant and devious.

posted 1 month ago with 764 notes



cupcakenomicon:

So I was in DSG when I thought I would check out their “character descriptions” guide and
when you see it…

cupcakenomicon:

So I was in DSG when I thought I would check out their “character descriptions” guide and

when you see it…

posted 1 month ago with 58 notes



shishkips:

The video of that one time Ulala was on MTV.

I still don’t understand why this wasn’t a permanent thing.

posted 1 month ago with 26 notes



gottacatchemall:

[茉莉]

posted 4 months ago with 3,882 notes



phoenixgryffin:

lokis-army-at-221b:

sherlock10knotes:

utterly-johnlocked:

rawrded:

ununpentium:

lostwithoutmyboswell:

bingerdinkhumpydunky:

foreverwholockian:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ironspy:

Okay, everything else awesome about Scandal in Belgravia aside (which is actually everything)
Is anyone else imagining John and Sherlock playing a game of Cluedo that gets so heated Sherlock stabs the fucking board to the wall.

I giggled at the milk. 

“It was the dagger on the Cluedo board in the living room!”

This clearly happened because, somehow, John beat Sherlock at Cluedo.

Sorry guys i accidently a board game crack ficlet.
7:10Sherlock fails to grasp the concept of Cluedo. 7:18Sherlock still fails to grasp the concept of Cluedo. 7:23“Where’s the logic? How can i deduce the motives of plastic pieces?”7:26 There is a mad rush for the best Cluedo characters. In the end, John claims Colonel Mustard, Sherlock is Professor Plum, Mycroft has Reverend Green. Greg is left with Miss Peacock. 7:27Greg sulks. John tries not to laugh. 7:28 Sherlock asks if he can take Reverend Green in for interrogation. John explains that’s not how the game works. 
7:28John sees Lestrade’s cards reflected in the mirror behind him. He now knows it was the lead pipe. 
7:29Sherlock asks for all the other characters cooperation in recreating the scene of the crime. John explains that’s not how the game works.  7:32Sherlock wants to know if the victim is related to any of the suspects. John explains that’s not how the game works. 
7:33Mycroft can see through John’s paper due to the lamp behind him. He now knows it was the lead pipe in the kitchen.   7:34Lestrade can only seem to roll the numbers one or two and so never actually manages to get into any room. He sulks. 7:35Sherlock is choosing which room to enter, John gets out Miss Scarlet and has Colonel Mustard chat her up. 7:35Sherlock sees Miss Scarlet and Colonel Mustard getting a bit too friendly in the billiard room and decides to investigate.7:36Reverend Green gets restless whilst waiting for his turn and starts dancing with Mrs White in the ballroom. 7:37Sherlock thinks Mrs White has an uncanny resemblance to Mrs Hudson. 7:37 Mycroft chooses to say nothing. He is a little frightened that anything said against Mrs Hudson would result in him taking several trips out the window.  7:40John sees Mycroft flinch and forces back a smile. He agrees that yes, she does have an uncanny resemblance to Mrs White. 7:38The game has turned into a soap opera. Colonel Mustard is having an affair with Miss Scarlet who is engaged to Reverend Green. Professor Plum knocks over Miss White in a fit of rage and Miss Peacock seems to still be wandering around the corridors aimlessly.7:45John reveals the cards and wins the game, the truth is that it was Professor Plum in the kitchen with the lead pipe. Everyone looks at Sherlock with mock how could you expressions that soon crumble when he gasps “that cannot be right!” and looks for all the world as if he has just been framed for a real murder.7:46Sherlock refuses to accept that he was the murderer without knowing he was the murderer. 7:46Lestrade tells Sherlock it is just a game and he won’t be taken into police custody. 7:46Sherlock gives Lestrade the evils of a lifetime. 
7:50
Sherlock throws Professor Plum like a toddler throwing a tantrum. John will find it a week later on top of the bookshelf. 
 7:47John proposes they play Monopoly.Sherlock proposes they burn Cluedo in the fiery depths of hell. 
8:00
In the end, Sherlock stabs the Cluedo board to the wall in a fit of rage and John wonders, not for the first time, if the consulting detective is actually five years old.

That ficlet. THAT FICLET. 


Sherlock refuses to accept that he was the murderer without knowing he was the murderer. 

That’s just what I needed.

(Source: ironspy)

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

“Sherlock proposes they burn Cluedo in the fiery depths of hell” i loVE THIS

phoenixgryffin:

lokis-army-at-221b:

sherlock10knotes:

utterly-johnlocked:

rawrded:

ununpentium:

lostwithoutmyboswell:

bingerdinkhumpydunky:

foreverwholockian:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ironspy:

Okay, everything else awesome about Scandal in Belgravia aside (which is actually everything)

Is anyone else imagining John and Sherlock playing a game of Cluedo that gets so heated Sherlock stabs the fucking board to the wall.

I giggled at the milk. 

“It was the dagger on the Cluedo board in the living room!”

This clearly happened because, somehow, John beat Sherlock at Cluedo.

Sorry guys i accidently a board game crack ficlet.

7:10
Sherlock fails to grasp the concept of Cluedo. 

7:18
Sherlock still fails to grasp the concept of Cluedo. 

7:23
“Where’s the logic? How can i deduce the motives of plastic pieces?”

7:26 
There is a mad rush for the best Cluedo characters. In the end, John claims Colonel Mustard, Sherlock is Professor Plum, Mycroft has Reverend Green. Greg is left with Miss Peacock. 

7:27
Greg sulks. John tries not to laugh. 

7:28 
Sherlock asks if he can take Reverend Green in for interrogation. John explains that’s not how the game works. 

7:28
John sees Lestrade’s cards reflected in the mirror behind him. He now knows it was the lead pipe. 

7:29
Sherlock asks for all the other characters cooperation in recreating the scene of the crime. John explains that’s not how the game works. 

7:32
Sherlock wants to know if the victim is related to any of the suspects. John explains that’s not how the game works. 

7:33
Mycroft can see through John’s paper due to the lamp behind him. He now knows it was the lead pipe in the kitchen.  

7:34
Lestrade can only seem to roll the numbers one or two and so never actually manages to get into any room. He sulks. 

7:35
Sherlock is choosing which room to enter, John gets out Miss Scarlet and has Colonel Mustard chat her up. 

7:35

Sherlock sees Miss Scarlet and Colonel Mustard getting a bit too friendly in the billiard room and decides to investigate.

7:36
Reverend Green gets restless whilst waiting for his turn and starts dancing with Mrs White in the ballroom. 

7:37
Sherlock thinks Mrs White has an uncanny resemblance to Mrs Hudson. 

7:37
 
Mycroft chooses to say nothing. He is a little frightened that anything said against Mrs Hudson would result in him taking several trips out the window.  

7:40
John sees Mycroft flinch and forces back a smile. He agrees that yes, she does have an uncanny resemblance to Mrs White. 

7:38
The game has turned into a soap opera. Colonel Mustard is having an affair with Miss Scarlet who is engaged to Reverend Green. Professor Plum knocks over Miss White in a fit of rage and Miss Peacock seems to still be wandering around the corridors aimlessly.

7:45
John reveals the cards and wins the game, the truth is that it was Professor Plum in the kitchen with the lead pipe. Everyone looks at Sherlock with mock how could you expressions that soon crumble when he gasps “that cannot be right!” and looks for all the world as if he has just been framed for a real murder.

7:46
Sherlock refuses to accept that he was the murderer without knowing he was the murderer. 

7:46
Lestrade tells Sherlock it is just a game and he won’t be taken into police custody. 

7:46
Sherlock gives Lestrade the evils of a lifetime. 

7:50

Sherlock throws Professor Plum like a toddler throwing a tantrum. John will find it a week later on top of the bookshelf. 


7:47
John proposes they play Monopoly.
Sherlock proposes they burn Cluedo in the fiery depths of hell. 

8:00

In the end, Sherlock stabs the Cluedo board to the wall in a fit of rage and John wonders, not for the first time, if the consulting detective is actually five years old.

That ficlet. THAT FICLET. 

image

Sherlock refuses to accept that he was the murderer without knowing he was the murderer. 

That’s just what I needed.

(Source: ironspy)

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

“Sherlock proposes they burn Cluedo in the fiery depths of hell” i loVE THIS

posted 6 months ago with 28,031 notes



saucechan:

Alright, so I compiled all of these lovely Pokemon designs into one place for future reference! I pulled them all off of Pixiv - I own nothing!

HNNNNTG

WANT

PERF

BEAUTIFUL

I LOVE WHOMEVER MADE THIS HNNNNRGHR.

posted 6 months ago with 2,250 notes



toolatesonic:

bootkamp:

Found out today that apparently, Dr. Eggman is a feminist.
Right on Eggman, right on.

good god how did I miss that in the manual???? It rewrites sonic cd for me.
“Metal Sonic, go capture that female hedgehog Amy. She needs to be taught that she doesn’t need to validate her existence to any male hedgehog and that she should become a strong independant hedgehog for her own benefit. Amy shouldn’t need to feel constantly rejected and abused by men or have to resort to dresses and flirting to get what she wants either. Metal Sonic, bring her here so we may casually chat about females in the workplace.
THEN WE SHALL ROBOTOSIZE HER OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO”
“…and then capture sonic, yes.”

omfg

toolatesonic:

bootkamp:

Found out today that apparently, Dr. Eggman is a feminist.

Right on Eggman, right on.

good god how did I miss that in the manual???? It rewrites sonic cd for me.


“Metal Sonic, go capture that female hedgehog Amy. She needs to be taught that she doesn’t need to validate her existence to any male hedgehog and that she should become a strong independant hedgehog for her own benefit. Amy shouldn’t need to feel constantly rejected and abused by men or have to resort to dresses and flirting to get what she wants either. Metal Sonic, bring her here so we may casually chat about females in the workplace.

THEN WE SHALL ROBOTOSIZE HER OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO”

“…and then capture sonic, yes.”

omfg

posted 6 months ago with 86 notes



serberry:

Funny OUAT Quotes: Snow White/ Mary Margaret Blanchard

posted 6 months ago with 4,605 notes



oocbox:

ASDJFHWLERHJWILTHWUERHWREW BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECTIN HOLY FUCKIGN SHIT
my friends and i used to do that too BUT NEVER WISH SUCH PERFECT INTENSITY DSJKFHWEUHRWO;GEHIRUEGELIRHAEGUR

oocbox:

ASDJFHWLERHJWILTHWUERHWREW BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECTIN HOLY FUCKIGN SHIT

my friends and i used to do that too BUT NEVER WISH SUCH PERFECT INTENSITY DSJKFHWEUHRWO;GEHIRUEGELIRHAEGUR

posted 7 months ago with 82,282 notes



klefan:

Jefferson reaction gifs

omfg perfection




posted 7 months ago with 78 notes




“One night stands?!”“Whale.”“Whale?!”“We were cursed.”

“One night stands?!”
“Whale.”
“Whale?!”
“We were cursed.”

posted 8 months ago with 447 notes