The strange man accompanying you grumbled as he begrudgingly held your hand, seemingly avoiding eye contact at all costs. A rather rude way to treat your date, but you were just happy to have one at all, given the circumstances. Nevertheless, you looked at his hand in yours. He had a rather odd complexion — not many men can say that they have grey skin and clawed hands. But, being not entirely human probably has something to do with it.
“So, how much longer is this going to be…?” he asked with an annoyed sigh, red eyes peering into the sunset.
“Just a liiiiiittle bit longer,” you replied, trying to stifle a giggle and failing rather miserably.
He signed again, his breath slightly breezing up some of his untamed blonde, almost golden hair. You eyed him carefully, his eyes still not meeting yours.
“Why are you so grumpy all the time? You could probably be really, you know, happy if you just lightened up a little bit,” you asked, furrowing your brow a bit.
He shrugged. “I’ve just never been a social animal, I guess you could say.”
“Not even a little?”
“Nada.”
You huffed as you tried to get some sort of reaction out of him. He seemed rather nonplussed to give you a good date, which consisted of basically going out on the town to wherever you wanted, which made you think that he really wanted to be with you, but in hindsight it was probably just him going through the motions so that the day would be over for him that much faster. You then took a glance at your watch, seeing that it was about time to head back.
“Well…regardless of what you thought, I’ve had a rather good time,” you said as you released his hand. “Thanks for a good ti—”
But before you could even think twice, he quickly zipped back over to you, his fingers gently under your chin, with the press of his lips against your own. It was very brief, but it felt like an eternity. A snicker soon escaped as he pulled back.
“You’re welcome. I had fun too.” A grin. You merely stammered.
“Promise me you won’t tell that crazy blonde stick that you created about this?” You shook your head.
“Yeah…I thought so. Oh well.” And with quick whip of his arm, he was gone just as quickly as he had kissed you.
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I ACCIDENTALLY HIT TAB AND WENT TO TAG AND I WAS CONFUSED/CURIOUS AS TO WHO THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE UNTIL THE VERY END I DIDN’T READ WELL SOMETIMES THAT HAPEPSNENFYHEBREURHE ATU FSIFEHAERGILAEHWRW9SAHf;ilq3yq4tesrtdg;iDQUKLWEASRGDJKBdukalsfxilEWNBSRDIO;AR.FBKJZFq;ewbrkez.df9[xcfewarlduixbvFKwZDXVUI; ASBILZFOHBI/RGJL/BJLB/GVJL/
I’M SMASHING AT THE KEYBOARD LIKE A T-REX FLAILS HIS ARMS WHY ISN’T IT DOING ANYTHING.

SANPAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO OMG I MADE YOU A THING AND TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT IT UNTILL JUST NOW AND SHIT IM ON THE WRONG BLOG AGAIN BUT WHO CARES TAKE MY GIFT AS AN OFFERING OF LOOVVEEEE
ASDJFHAWUIERWLHERW OH MY GOD THANK YOU THIS IS A GOOD THING TO SEE AFTER NO SLEEP FROM FSKING TOOTH PAIN OH MY GOSH THIS IS ADORABLE
I ACCEPT THIS OFFERING WITH TEARS OF PAIN AND GRATITUDE

I owed you a Lance for birthday/Xmas
screeeeeeeeeeeech i laughed therefore i love it.
I guess this is also Valentine’s day too, with that line?

Valentine O u O
MY HEART IS BROKEN IT’S ALL OUR FAULT. THE SECRET IS FEELS. LOTS AND LOTS OF VERY DEEP SHIT.

Happy Valentine’s Day to one of my favorite tumblrerrrers~
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE it’s crazy math man from TWEWY YAY ONE OF THE COOLEST PEOPLE 8D


Ever since I stopped being friends with one of my two rp partners (for non-rp reasons) I’ve really come to miss rping so often. I now crave rping like a woman possessed, so I’ve decided to seek all of the rp partners!
Nothing ventured, nothing gained, after all.
Submitted by areeceylife

Everything I touch turns into parody.
It’s beautiful.
and the best part is that this can be spammed whenever he’s got a cooking M!A

Hey I found a section of reduced books that sound like something you might be interested in.
-QBmun
These are relevant to my interests.
guys no lie i found this at my school bookstore
OUTER SPACE
ROBOTICS
FOR
EVIL GENIUSES
I’M SO DONE